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Posted by elace - April 2nd, 2009
A guy is sitting at a bar when a gremlin comes in and sits beside him. The gremlin orders a beer and sits beside the man slurping it. Then the gremlin hops up on the bar and sticks his head in the guys beer. The man is slightly surprised by this but doesn't want to start a fight so he doesn't say anything. The the gremlin does it again and once agian the guy doesn't say anything. Then for the thrid time the gremlin sticks his head in the guys beer and he finally grabs the little bastard and says this " You little fucker if you do that one more time i am gonna pull your dick off." the gremlin then says " You cant pull my dick off becuase i dont have one. " "Then how do you go to the bathroom ? " "like this" says the gremlin and sticks his head in the guys beer
Posted by elace - April 1st, 2009
gtfo = g t f o
tom = t o m
shit = s h i t
death = d e a t h
god = g o d
America = a m e r i c a
newgrounds = n e w g r o u n d s
april fools day = a p r i l f o o l s d a y
lol = l o l
worst = w o r s t
ass = ass
shitty = s h i t t y
think = t h i n k
forum = f o r u m
bad = b a d
bitches = b i t c h e s
fucking = f u c k i n g
bullshit = b u l l s h i t
funny = f u n n y
Does anyone know any more ?
Posted by elace - April 1st, 2009
Mao Zedong had the right idea to fight china so we need some people to bring down china! Come men we shall gather in the streets of newgrounds and those hellokitty loving bastards will die ! %u7121%u7522%u968E%u7D1A%u6587%u5316%u 5927%u9769%u547D%u65E0%u4EA7%u9636%u7E A7%u6587%u5316%u5927%u9769%u547D!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need a increase in the speed of the growth of "actual socialism" We need to take newgrounds by storm. GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!
Posted by elace - March 29th, 2009
EyeLovePoozy you know i love you so
But why do you always ban me i really need to know
you ban my fat ass without even a blink
You give me alot of time to think
You show off cause your a mod yet you are so cool
You make every thing i say turn me into a fool
Your cocky and your arrogant
yet your the coolest guy around
Once i read a other mods ban and i frowned
It wasnt mean or witty
unlike yours which are the opposite of shitty
So when you are gonna ban me rember this little tune
Please show me some mercy you god among buffoons
This is a litte shrine to your awsomeness poozy ~~ i like the end the best cause that ment the poem was over =)